Have you ever noticed that the moment you need a feminine product, the line to the express lane bleeds (hah!) into the very aisle you are perusing, forcing you to have to say “excuse me” in an already uncomfortable situation? And why would that cute brunette Ryan Gosling want to see me buying tampons, or even more mortifying, maxi pads?
Furthermore, grocery stores have all of the feminine products jammed into one section. So Ryan Gosling over there? He could think you are buying any variety of cremes or tests when all you really want to do is buy something that every woman has to buy. THEN, he might have the nerve to turn around just as you find the correct box, which was naturally right next to the Vagisil.